Thanks for clicking on our ad. Neither The Goog nor the book of faces will allow us to properly advertise so we made this fancy pants landing page. Click the link below to see our non-tea options.

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Why do we have such an odd ad?

Certain advertising platforms don’t allow us to show our product to you, even if it’s something you would be really into. So we have to go through some silly hoops and come up with campaigns like ‘We don’t sell tea’ so that we can get some kind of presence on these platforms. But seriously, just click the button below to go to our real website and see our products. If by chance you just really love the campaign we do actually have some swag you can buy on this lander — you can see the tea leaves we created below.

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We never thought that we would sell non-spoon swag and I know you would rather have an actual OTF Spoon – but we really can’t make the spoon – the next best thing is a tee shirt to share non-spoon love with the world.

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